Dylan and I went up to the shops today, and as I was innocently buying smokes, something amazing caught my eye.
Well Howdy!
OMFG UBER LIGHTER!! WANTWANTWANT
So I bought it and Dylan and I (intellectual beings that we are) played with it for 2 hours afterwards...Hell I'm playing with it now. just pressing the button...and watching...the...
Where was I?
Oh yes.
From there we decided that food was in order.
We went to a generic take-away and Dylan decided on a Bubblegum Energy Drink and Chicken. Bt-dubs that energy drink pretty much amounted to a bowl of sugar, so I am currently bouncing on the couch typing this..and Gypsy's looking at me all: Pathetic human.
Later, walking through Big-W (yeah, we're that cool) Dylan lets out the biggest burp known to mankind. It took a few seconds for it to hit me...and it HIT ME LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING TRUCK!
CHICKEN-BUBLEGUM DISASTER
and it wasn't one of those one second 'God that stinks' moment...This was one Big-ass bastard.
We attempted fleeing to the next aisle but THE PRICK FOLLWED US
As we were coming back around i swear to God I heard someone in the aisle say "Fuck that smells like shit!"
(I know theres copious amounts of swearing but this particular shopping center is probably one of the boganest(?) in Australia.
At the moment Dylan's whining from the bedroom because I took the lighter off of him for getting dangerously close to the pillows, which I don't doubt are flammable.
Well, Oma's home from the casino. Better go.
Where was I?
Oh yes.
From there we decided that food was in order.
We went to a generic take-away and Dylan decided on a Bubblegum Energy Drink and Chicken. Bt-dubs that energy drink pretty much amounted to a bowl of sugar, so I am currently bouncing on the couch typing this..and Gypsy's looking at me all: Pathetic human.
Later, walking through Big-W (yeah, we're that cool) Dylan lets out the biggest burp known to mankind. It took a few seconds for it to hit me...and it HIT ME LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING TRUCK!
CHICKEN-BUBLEGUM DISASTER
and it wasn't one of those one second 'God that stinks' moment...This was one Big-ass bastard.
We attempted fleeing to the next aisle but THE PRICK FOLLWED US
As we were coming back around i swear to God I heard someone in the aisle say "Fuck that smells like shit!"
(I know theres copious amounts of swearing but this particular shopping center is probably one of the boganest(?) in Australia.
At the moment Dylan's whining from the bedroom because I took the lighter off of him for getting dangerously close to the pillows, which I don't doubt are flammable.
Well, Oma's home from the casino. Better go.
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