TUESDAY

Dads for dinner tonight!!! ah amazing, any excuse not to cook..or even attempt to cook is very welcome at the moment.
Today is a post about my beautiful baby Neytiri...and the baby games she plays.
I am NOT talking about peek-a-boo either. 
I'm talking about her current favorite passtimes, such as:


Lets wake up and scream just as Mum is dozing off:

 FUCK!

Seriously, I believe that babies have an inbuilt superpower. The ability to sense when their parents are just heading off into a heavenly slumber. Its a conspiracy I know it, every night, no matter what time we go to bed. 

Other Games include:


Number 3 Shit Explosion (Dodge the tidal wave)

This is one of Neytiri's personal favorites. Apparently releasing this toxic concoction which sends the bravest men screaming from the room is the funniest thing in the world to a 5 month old. Imagine this happening at 3am. whilst naked. Yes there is a lot of personal nudity in these posts, but i am morally against Pajamas, like the way Lady GaGa is morally against pants
-rolls eyes-
So yes, a pajama-less DeJana goes to change her daughters nappy, naively thinking that this will be an ordinary nappy. Oh no.


I don't think i should really go into graphic detail but that is how I ended up sitting in the corner of the bathroom in horror at 4am this morning

Dylan found me like this.

And last but not least
I'mgoingtopretendtobeasleepthenscaretheshitoutofyouwhenyoutrytoputmedown


This one could be one of the worst
The rules of the game are:


1. pretend to go to sleep on Mum

2. look as angelic as possible

3. wait until Mum is JUST about to put you into bed 
(specifically: when she looks away for a split second to organise the sheets)

4. let out a BLOODCURDLING SCREAM...as though all of your limbs are being simultaneously mauled by lions

5. Then piss yourself laughing


MY LIFTS HERE GTG
LOVE AND THANKS